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Jessica Cutler, the Washingtonienne, latest Washington sex scandal

This is a news story that was broken by blogs, and not the mainstream media.

Jessica Cutler, a 24 year old staff assistant for Senator Mike Dewine of Ohio, kept a blog about her sexual exploits. She was fired on May, 18 when her boss found out about it. Her original blog has disappeared, but someone has kindly recreated it, and is now at this url: http://washingtoniennearchive.blogspot.com/. I think her most interesting post is the following:

Most of my living expenses are thankfully subsidized by a few generous older gentlemen. I'm sure I am not the only one who makes money on the side this way: how can anybody live on $25K/year??

If you investigated every Staff Ass on the Hill, I am sure you would find out some freaky shit. No way can anybody live on such a low salary. I am convinced that the Congressional offices are full of dealers and hos.

Others will find her sexual exploits more interesting. Especially her relationship with F, a “Married man who pays me for sex. Chief of Staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush.” $400 is how much he pays her. Who is the mysterious F?

In an exclusive interview at Wonkette, when asked about the “chief of staff guy”, Ms. Cutler said:

Someone called last night and was like, "Don't talk to anyone, don't do anything, move on." To me, it sounded like, "Please move out of town." I know he's just shitting himself now. He's more scared than I am. I mean, I know it's over for me here, he's still trying to save himself.

I’m sure that dedicated bloggers will be going over all the government agencies to see who has the initial F. Whomever he is, I’m sure he will soon be outed.

The other interesting thing here is the connection with Monica Lewinsky and Chandra Levy. What do they all have in common? They are all Jewish. At least I presume Jessica is Jewish, because my grandmother’s maiden name is Cutler, and I know my grandmother was Jewish, so I presume Jessica is too. She may even be my distant cousin. This Jewish connection is not mentioned anywhere else, so this is a Calico Cat exclusive. I was also the first blog to point out that Nick Berg was Jewish, so maybe I’ve found my niche.

In addition to the previously cited sources, I would also like to thank The Dredwerks for the photo (confirmed by Wonkette as really being Jessica), and this post at Swamp City for naming the Senator. I’ve also read posts at the following blogs: I Love Jenna Bush, and Something’s Always Wrong.

UPDATE

I overlooked the fact that Jessica claims not to be Jewish in her blog:

... I don't know. He's Jewish, I'm not. And we have nasty sex like animals, not man and wife. But we work together, so there is an incentive to stay together and avoid an awkward breakup. And after a few months, people around the office will start "hearing wedding bells."

I really just want to be a Jewish housewife with a big rock on my finger.

Jessica is talking abour RS, who according to information in the blogs cited above, is a Robert Steinbuch, who was formerly a lawyer at the Department of Justice but now works at the Senate. Searching some public records, it seems that he had (or still has) a wife named Diane who is 36, and two kids (which makes sense, why would a single guy own a four bedroom house in the 'burbs?). He's also probably in his late thirties, and she's 24; that's quite an age diffence. He bought his house in Bethesda, MD in 1998 for $283,500.

UPDATE 2

I edited this post to change Jessica's age from 23 to 24, because the May 23 Washington Post article says she is 24.

posted Saturday, May 22, 2004

13 Comments:

By calwatch:

No, she mentions her Jewish heritage in the blog. Read it again ("Jewish housewife").

posted at 5/22/2004 5:46 AM

By Calico Cat:

You're right, i did overlook that. I updated the post accordingly.

posted at 5/22/2004 9:27 AM

By calwatch:

Public records: fun for the whole family. May I ask where?

posted at 5/23/2004 3:39 AM

By Anonymous:

Its not heard to find out who the Chief of Staff guy was... is everyone just afraid to make a guess on here for fear of ruining the girls life? I for one, am that way. The Chief of Staff did nothing wrong, that is in his personal life. Just because this girl wants to run around town acting like a slut doesn't mean she needs to take down everyone with her.

posted at 5/23/2004 3:26 PM

By Anonymous:

Jewish? She looks Chinese to me.

posted at 5/24/2004 10:18 AM

By Anonymous:

Bear in mind folks that nobody did anything illegal here. Nutthin. Oh you might not approve, but that is the deal here in the usa, you ain't supposed to have to be approved. And don't give me the part about money in exchange for anal sex is prostitution. Cause it ain't. Granted she uses the term, but in a general, commentary sort of way. Kind of like you would call politicians "thiefs". Which of course, they are. But we don't generally prosecute them for that. Generally.

However this is a facinating thread no? I just love her unrepentant way. Good for her. I hope she parlays it into a book deal. But if she becomes a born-again and takes to the circuit, I'm a gonna puke.

posted at 5/24/2004 3:00 PM

By Anonymous:

Read the blog again, people: she says "He's Jewish. I'm not."

posted at 5/25/2004 2:27 PM

By Anonymous:

She has a site now. lol.

http://www.jessicacutler.net

posted at 5/26/2004 6:45 PM

By Anonymous:

no, no. as for the jewish housewife comment--she meant that in the context of marrying rs (who's jewish). she'd be a jewish housewife with a ring on her finger.

yeah, she definitely looks like she has chinese in her. she's gotta be a halfie. (i can say this, because i'm full-blooded asian.) her dad's probably white, jewish, whatever, and mom's asian.

what a whore. when someone pays you for (anal) sex, it's loud and clear that you're a prostitute. but such juicy gossip! the kind that country club suburbia women love to talk about while sipping iced tea at the pool!

posted at 5/28/2004 12:29 AM

By Anonymous:

Most definitely Jewish. I'm Jewish and have met legions of Cutlers. One, in fact, advises my Dad on investments and ain't so hot. Cutler was probably a name given to a German Jew who made knives (foundry?)... Then again, I'm not into the origin of Nazi surname roots. And they still are Nazis. That's why Ms. Cutler is here...because times were tough for her Grandmother, who had the Cutler (maiden) name, or our Russian friends, who are responsible for my being here, as Jews were slaughtered by Cossacks and otherwise not generally admired. Now their assets (oil) are confiscated. Sorry if I got off track. Good luck Jessica. See how easy it is to get rich?

posted at 5/28/2004 9:08 PM

By Anonymous:

Re: jessicacutler.net - go away spammer.

DISCLAIMER: The JessicaCutler.Net Website is a parody Website, intended for entertainment purposes only. The articles, comments and information entered upon these Web pages should NOT be repeated as the truth or be taken as a real quote, article, event, concept or happening. This Website is not endorsed by nor is it affiliated with anyone named Jessica Cutler.

posted at 6/02/2004 2:37 PM

By Anonymous:

She looks half Asian and half white to me.

posted at 6/05/2004 9:48 PM

By keef:

for one thing, she's a woman, not a tribe. Who cares what religion she is. She just is. And so what she outed all those hypocritcal a--holes!!! Play with fire baby, get burned. What hypocrisy and crap!
night-night

posted at 10/09/2005 12:05 PM